Monday, January 10, 2011

#44 Google Heuristics


The world's most advanced answer machine presumes the BIG questions ...

9 comments:

  1. Hilarious, true, SF is completely full of mediocre girls, thank you for being my source of wisdom and sanity showing i am not alone in this city of useless women

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  2. The only person who deems the gorgeous women here "useless" is someone that a) can't attract the woman he wants, and b) probably cruises bars like "bus stop" or "bullitt" to meet women.

    There is an abundance of gorgeous, intelligent, professional women in this city. I have never once been without options. As a 27 year old male I know this is true because I have never once failed to meet a woman who met the above criteria. Suggesting that SF is full of "mediocre" women is completely subjective, and indicative of your naivety and utter lack of social awareness. A brief walk during lunch time in the FiDi completely destroys this assertion.

    Self'd

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  3. ^
    You've clearly haven't traveled much have you? You're seemingly quite content with the SF "9", which in NY, LA, London, Paris is a 5. 7 at best.

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  4. Awh, haha i do love this. Though i am from SF and i am a girl.
    Im not sure how i came across this blog. but i am quite enjoying it. =)

    NeuroticDelirium.com

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  5. To anonymous Jan 14,
    Sorry I've been busy and out of town, but you name the evening and place. Bring at least one gorg..int..prof..woman to meet me. I will love to be proven wrong.
    Sincerely, Anonymous Jan 10.

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  6. I am perplexed by this blog, and this post -- because a) there are smart, gorgeous, well-dressed women all over this city; and b) my friends and I are seriously invested in our careers, whereas many of the women we meet seem to be angling to find guys to marry them so they can *quit* their jobs. So, ?????

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  7. Grats!

    So when I meet a cute girl in SF, I usually ask them what neighborhood they live in. The most common answer:
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    "...oh, I'm visiting from LA."

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